Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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