: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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