Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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