I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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