So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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