I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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