Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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