im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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