So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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