So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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