she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Randomize
