we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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