Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
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Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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