Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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