Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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