and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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Everyone says I win the strip club
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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