She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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