It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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