Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
