no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
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Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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