you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
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If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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