koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
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when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
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also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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