She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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