i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
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My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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