id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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