he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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