Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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