I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
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