Dual....:-)
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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