making cat noises will not fix the situation.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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