also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
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It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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