On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
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