How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I could have mohawked her pubes.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
operation have a gay friend backfired
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I am available for nakedness
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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