READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
