ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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