love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
do herpes really smell.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
