what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
