She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Acid is not a monday night drug
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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