i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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