I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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