Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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