what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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