I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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