Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Randomize