Me. At least after what I've been through.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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