Buhtt sex?
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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