I don't think brook has ever known best
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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