HIV tests are more positive than that guy
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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