IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
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I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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