I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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