Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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