A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
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Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam