who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
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As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
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Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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