I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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