I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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