Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
So vagazzling was a success
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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