if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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