do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
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